Tuesday, January 8, 2013

The Movie Resolution - An Ongoing Project

As I mentioned in my last post, some time back (like, it was January 2011 when I started) I decided to watch every movie I own. At first I figured I could do it in a year, and then I thought, who am I kidding? I have a wall of DVDs. So I'm going to watch them, in alphabetical order (except for sequels/series that might fall out of that order), however long it takes. During this time, I'm going to curb movie-purchasing (but I know myself well enough to know I can't abstain entirely). I'm not going to curtail my movie-going habit, though, because I loves me my movies.

 Anyway, below the cut is my list. Be warned: It's 452 505 570 618 625 651 708 or so movies long as of now, and that's assuming I'm not missing any up in my daughter's room or summat. Feel free to peruse and say, "Jesus, why do you own that?" In some cases, it's due to feminine influence in my life. In others, I have no excuse and must hang my head in shame. But just remember that your favorite movie sucks, too. :)

ETA: I'm going to review all of these movies as I go, too. Not, like, in-depth, necessarily (because how much analysis does Ghost in the Machine really need?), but just a few thoughts.
10 Things I Hate About You
101 Dalmatians 
12 Angry Men 
12 Monkeys 
13th Warrior, The
28 Days Later 
40-Year-Old Virgin 
8 Mile 
9 
Abyss, The 
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 
Adam's Rib
Addams Family, The 
Adventures of Tintin, The 
Air Force One 
Airplane! 
Aladdin 
Alexander 
Alice in Wonderland 
Alien 
Alien Nation 
Aliens 
Amazing Spider-Man, The
American Beauty 
American President, The 
American Tail, An 
American Werewolf in London, An 
American Werewolf in Paris, An 
Anchorman 
Animal House 
Annie
Ant-Man
Arachnophobia
Argo
Aristocats, The
Army of Darkness
Arsenic & Old Lace
Atlantis
Attack the Block
Avengers, The
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Babadook, The
Babe
Bambi
BASEketball
Basic Instinct
Basic Instinct 2
Batman (1989)
Batman Returns
Batman Forever
Batman Begins
Be Cool
Beaches
Beastmaster
Beauty and the Beast
Bedazzled
Beerfest
Beetlejuice
Best in Show
Beverly Hills Cop
Beverly Hills Ninja
Big Hero 6
Big Lebowski, The
Big Sleep, The
Big Trouble in Little China
Black Beauty
Black Rain
Black Swan
Blackmail
Blade
Blazing Saddles
Blues Brothers, The
Bolt
Boogie Nights
Boondock Saints, The
Borat
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Brave
Braveheart
Breakfast Club, The
Bride of the Monster
Bridesmaids
Bridge Too Far, A
Bridget Jones' Diary
Bringing Up Baby
Brokeback Mountain
Broken Arrow
Brotherhood of the Wolf
Bruno
Bubba Ho-Tep
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Bug's Life, A
Bulworth
'burbs, The
Cabin in the Woods, The
Captain America: The First Avenger
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Captain America: Civil War
Cars
Casablanca
Ca$h
Casino Royale
Castle in the Sky, The
Cats and Dogs
Charlie & The Chocolate Factory
Charlie's Angels
Chicago
Chicken Run
Chorus Line, A
Christmas Carol, A
Christmas Evil
Christmas Story, A
Chronicles of Riddick
City Slickers
Clash of the Titans
Clash of the Titans
Clerks
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Cloverfield
Club Dread
Clue
Conjuring, The
Conspiracy Theory
Constantine
Contagion
Copycat
Coraline
Corpse Bride
Count of Monte Christo
Craft, The
Crank
Creepshow
Crimes of Passion
Crimson Peak
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Crow, The
Cube
D.O.A.
Daredevil
Dark City
Dark Crystal, The
Dark Knight, The
Dark Knight Rises, The
Darkman
Dave
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Day of the Dead
Dead Man
Dead Poets Society
Deadpool
Death at a Funeral
Death to Smoochy
Deathtrap
Deep Blue Sea
Deep Star Six
Demolition Man
Descent, The
Desperado
Despicable Me
Despicable Me 2
Devil's Advocate, The
Devil's Backbone, The
Die Hard
Dirty Dancing
Dirty Pretty Things
Disclosure
District 9
Doctor Strange
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Dog Soldiers
Dogma
Donnie Darko
Don't Look in the Basement!
Down with Love
Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
Dr. Strangelove, or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Dragnet
Dredd
Drop Dead Fred
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Drumline
Dune
Earth Girls are Easy
Eastern Promises
Easy A
Ed Wood
Edge of Tomorrow
Edward Scissorhands
Eight-Legged Freaks
Elf
Emperor's New Groove, The
Empire Records
Enter the Dragon
Equilibrium
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 
European Vacation
EuroTrip
Ever After
Evolution
Expendables, The
Explorers
Face/Off
Fallen
Fanboys
Fantasia 2000
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Few Good Men, A
Fierce Creatures
Fifth Element, The
Fight Club
Finding Nemo
Finding Neverland
Fish Called Wanda, A
First Strike
Flatliners
Fletch
Fletch Lives
Flight of the Navigator
Flubber
Frailty
Freaks
Fried Green Tomatoes
Fright Night (1985)
Fright Night (2011)
Frighteners, The
From Dusk Till Dawn
Fugitive, The
Galaxy Quest
Game, The
Gattaca
Get Carter
Get Shorty
Ghost
Ghost, The (1963)
Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
Ghost in the Machine, The
Ghost Ship
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters 2
Gift, The
Girl Next Door, The
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The
Glen or Glenda
Glengarry Glen Ross
Godspell
Goldeneye
Goldfinger
Gone in 60 Seconds
Good, Bad and the Ugly, The
Good, the Bad, The Weird, The
Good Day to Die Hard, A
Good Night and Good Luck
Goonies, The
Gothika
Grandma's Boy
Grease
Great Escape, The
Great Gatsby, The
Greedy
Green Hornet, The
Gremlins
Gremlins 2: The New Batch
Grosse Pointe Blank
Groundhog Day
Gruffalo, The
Guardian, The
Guardians of the Galaxy
Guys & Dolls
Hairspray
Halloween
Happy Feet
Hard Way, The
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
Harold and Maude
Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows part 2
Haunting, The
Heathers
Hellboy
High Fidelity
High School High
Highlander
History of the World, Part I
Hollow Man
Honeymoon in Vegas
Hoodwinked!
Hot Fuzz
House of Flying Daggers
House of Wax (1953)
House of Wax (2005)
House on Haunted Hill (1958)
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
House on the Edge of the Park
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
How to Train Your Dragon
Howl's Moving Castle
Hudson Hawk
Hunger Games
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Hunt for Red October, The
Ideal Husband, An
Idle Hands
In Bruges
Inception
Incredible Hulk, The
Incredibles, The
Independence Day
Indiana Jones & the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade
Idiocracy
Illusionist, The
Innocent Blood
Inside Out
Interview with the Vampire
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Iron Giant, The
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
Island at the Top of the World, The
It Follows
It's a Wonderful Life
Italian Job, The
Jacob's Ladder
Jason X
Jaws
Jeepers Creepers
Jeepers Creepers 2
Jennifer's Body
Jerry Maguire
Jewel of the Nile
John Carter
John Wick
Judgment at Nuremberg
Jumanji
Jungle Book (non-Disney)
Jupiter Ascending
Jurassic Park
Karate Kid, The
Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2
Kingsman: The Secret Service
Knight's Tale, A
Kubo & The Two Strings
Kung Fu Hustle
Kung Fu Panda
L.A. Confidential
Labyrinth
Ladyhawke
Lake Placid
Land of the Dead
Last Dragon
Last Man Standing
League of their Own, A
Left Behind
Legally Blonde
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole
Lego Movie, The
Leon: The Professional
Les Miserables
Let the Right One In
Lethal Weapon 2
Lethal Weapon 3
Life of Brian
Lilo & Stitch
Little Mermaid, The
Little Shop of Horrors
Little Women
Live and Let Die
Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Long Kiss Goodnight, The
Looper
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Lost Boys
Love Potion #9
Machete
Mad Max: Fury Road
Madagascar
Magic Mike
Magic Mike XXL
Magnificent Seven, The
Major League
Mallrats
Maltese Falcon, The
Mama Mia!
Man from UNCLE, The
Man with the Iron Fists, The
Mary Poppins
Mask, The
Mask of Zorro, The
Matrix, The
Matrix Reloaded
Maverick
Meaning of Life, The
Megamind
Memento
Memoirs of an Invisible Man
Men in Black
Mexican, The
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
Midsummer Night's Dream, A
Milk Money
Milo & Otis
Mimic
Miracle on 34th Street
Mirror, Mirror
Misery
Miss Congeniality
Miss Congeniality 2
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
Mission: Impossible
Money Pit, The
Monster House
Monster Squad, The
Monsters, Inc.
Monsters vs. Aliens
Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Moonstruck
Mortal Kombat
Moulin Rouge
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Mr. Holland's Opus
Mr. Nice Guy
Mrs. Doubtfire
Much Ado About Nothing
Multiplicity
Mummy, The
Mummy Returns, The
Muppet Christmas Carol, The
Muppet Movie, The
Muppets Take Manhattan, The
Muppets, The
Musketeer, The
My Best Friend's Wedding
My Cousin Vinny
My Fair Lady
My Fellow Americans
My Name is Bruce
My Neighbor Totoro
Name of the Rose, The
Natural, The
Net, The
Neverending Story, The
Neverending Story 2
Next Karate Kid, The
Night at the Museum
Night of the Creeps
Night of the Living Dead
Nightmare Before Christmas, The
Nightmare on Elm Street
Nightmare on Elm Street 2
Nightmare on Elm Street 3
Nightmare on Elm Street 4
Night Watch
North by Northwest
Now & Then
O Brother Where Art Thou?
Ocean's Eleven
Office Space
Oklahoma!
Oliver and Company
Omen, The
Once Bitten
Only Lovers Left Alive
Orphanage, The
Others, The
Outbreak
Over the Hedge
Pacific Rim
Pagemaster, The
Pale Rider
Pan's Labyrinth
Paranorman
Parent Trap, The
Patch Adams
Paths of Glory
Patriot Games
People Under the Stairs, The
Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Perfume
Peter Pan
Peter Pan: Return to Neverland
Phantom Creeps, The
Phantom from 10000 Leagues, The
Phantom from Space, The
Phantom of the Opera, The
Phantom Planet, The
Phenomenon
Philadelphia
Philadelphia Story, The
Pied Piper of Hamlin, The
Pirates: Band of Misfits, The
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Pit & the Pendulum, The
Pitch Black
Pitch Perfect
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Pleasantville
Pocohantas
Point Break
Pooh's Heffalump Movie
Powerpuff Girls
Practial Magic
Predator
Predator 2
Predators
Prestige, The
Pride & Prejudice
Princess and the Frog, The
Princess Bride, The
Pulp Fiction
Puppet Masters
Quest for Camelot, The
Quick & the Dead, The
Quigley Down Under
Quiet Man, The
Rainmaker, The
Rat Race
Ratatouille
Raven, The
Ravenous
Real Genius
Reality Bites
Rebel Without a Cause
Relic, The
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Reservoir Dogs
Resident Evil
Ring, The (2002)
Rise of the Guardians
Road to Bali, The
Road to Rio, The
Robin Hood
Robin Hood (Disney)
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Robocop
Romancing the Stone
Rosemary's Baby
Roxanne
Rumble in the Bronx
Rush Hour
Ruthless People
Sabrina
Saint, The
Salt
Santa Clause, The
Saw 2
Say Anything
Scooby-Doo
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Scream
Scrooged!
Se7en
Sense and Sensibility
Serendipity
Serenity
Seventh Sign, The
Shanghai Noon
Sharks in Venice
Shaun of the Dead
Shawshank Redemption, The
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock: The Abominable Bride
She's the Man
Shining, The
Shoot 'em Up
Short Circuit
Shrek
Shrek 2
Shrek the Third
Shrek Forever After
Shutter Island
Sicko
Sideways
Signs
Silence of the Lambs, The
Sin City
Single White Female
Sixth Sense, The
Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow
Sky High
Slammin' Salmon, The
Sleeping Beauty
Sleepy Hollow
Sleuth
Slither
Snake People, The
Snakes on a Plane
Sneakers
Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs
So I Married an Ax Murderer
Soap Dish
Some Like It Hot
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Sound of Music, The
Song of the Sea
South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
Spaceballs
Species
Spellbound
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
Spirited Away
Spy
Spy Who Loved Me, The
Stand By Me
Star Trek
Star Wars: A New Hope
Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Stardust
Stargate
Starship Troopers
Steel Magnolias
Sting, The
Strange Days
Street Fighter
Stuart Little
Stuart Little 2
Sucker Punch
Suicide Kings
Sunset Boulevard
Super Size Me
Super Troopers
Surf's Up
Swan Princess
Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
Tales of Terror
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tango & Cash
Tank Girl
Terminator, The
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
There's Something About Mary
They
Thing, The
Third Man, The
Thirteen Ghosts
Thomas Crown Affair, The
Thor
Thor: The Dark World
Three Amigos!
Tigger Movie, The
Titan AE
Titanic
Titus
To Catch a Theif
To Die For
Tombstone
Total Recall
Touch of Evil
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Toy Story 3
Trading Places
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Transporter, The
Trick 'r Treat
Tropic Thunder
True Grit
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
Twilight
Twister
Unbreakable
Unleashed
Untouchables, The
Up
Urban Legend
Usual Suspects, The
Vacation
Vampire Academy
Van Helsing
Vanity Fair
Vertigo
Videodrome
View to a Kill, A
Wag the Dog
Walk the Line
Walking Tall
Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Wererabbit
Wall-E
Warlock
Warm Bodies
Warrior's Way, The
Watchmen
Wayne's World
Wayne's World 2
Wedding Singer, The
Werewolf in a Girl's Dormitory
What Women Want
When Harry Met Sally
Where the Wild Things Are
White Christmas
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Wild Things
Wild Wild West
Willow
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Witch, The
Witchboard
Wizard of Oz, The
Wolf
Wolfman, The
Wolverine, The
Woman of the Year
World is Not Enough, The
Wreck-It Ralph
X-Men
X-2
X-Men: First Class
X-Men: Days of Future Past
XXX
Young Frankenstein
Young Guns
Zodiac
Zombieland
Zoolander